Make a wish

granted but there is not an upgrade for it so you cant do anything whit it

i wish for 100000000000 clan members

Granted but then there is a coup and you have to go to the guillotine

I wish for a premium account on GR

granted but its only for a day

i wish to be Darth Revan

Granted but then Bastila does not like you

I wish for a Mac Pro

OMG YOU GOT KOTER to????!?!?!?!?!?!

granted but then all your old games cant get on it

i wish to be Darth Raven + a kiss from bastilla (you know that you can do that make her kiss you?)

(yeah I have played through the game about 10 times)

Granted but then Mission gets jealous and shoots you

I wish for it to stop raining,,,

Granted but after you wish it rained again


I wish for a trampoline

Granted but then it flings you to the moon

I wish for some more root beer

granted but then you get drunk so it all mysteriously vanishes
i wish tobe hte sexiest man in the univers forever.

Granted but then you start attracting the people who you don't want to attract (gross.... )

I wish that the apple store was closer to my house

granted but then due to the economic recession here in the States it goes out of buissness.
I wish to be the asomest Sith in the univers and never die!

Granted but you get so bored of not being challenged you jump into a black hole

I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pennies

Granted but the FBI takes it all away


I wish for a book

Granted but you can't read ( wait how are you on here )

I wish for hulu to get the 5th season of Stargate sg1

Granted but it blows up



I wish for a pet Monkey

Granted but people don't like pets that throw poo at them

I wish I was as funny as Dane Cook and as fat as Jabba the Hutt

Granted but u explode from eating the food that people threw at you for being bad at making jokes.


I wish i had superpowers

Grantedd but a Villian Kills you


I wish that i could own a ice cream company.

Granted but due to your dairy allergy you go into anaphalactic (spelling?) shock and die...

I wish for Spore

Granted but all the creatures u make eat u for making them starve.

i wish i had candy

Granted but all that sugar makes you shoot all your teammates in CoD


I wish I had Phantasy Star Online I & II Plus

Granted but you hate the games so you burn them >D


I wish to be in MLB.

Granted but no1 knows what MLB is ()

i wish for a new sig

Granted but you have to request it in chinese

I wish for something

Granted but ends up eating you.

I wish i had CoD5